Poop Bag Aficionado Gifts

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Death carries a bag for life

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Adventure

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

She had a thing about Tote bags.

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

Hand bags and more

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''