Poop Enthusiast Gifts

New York Scatological society.

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

If toilets could talk

'Here's my business card.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

Smiley Trash.

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

POOP-ANGEL!

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

Dog waste bag

Beware: Ditch Water.

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"I love this job!"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"Any chance of a tidy-up round the back and sides while you're at it?"

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who ca-ca, doo-doo."

"Arrrgh! I need a mask!! At best a gas mask! Arrrgh!!"

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

Here we have the 'Poop' and over there is the 'Poopmobile'!

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"