Poo Enthusiast Gifts

POOP-ANGEL!

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

A. A. Milne

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Edgar Allen Prozac

Edgar Allan Poe

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Pooper scoppers.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Simple Dog Humour

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Quoth the Ravens

"Evermore?"

The Tell-All Heart