Moo Enthusiast Gifts

Muscle Steriods.

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

"Gesundheit."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Cats

A masked man serenading

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The greatest love story ever moled.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"God, I hate cows."

The Habits of the Night Moth

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

The party, after you left

Why moths should not drive at night.

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Are you all right?"