Meow Enthusiasts Gifts

'Amazing, isn't it? It's like she doesn't understand what I'm telling her.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Cats

A masked man serenading

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Living with a cataholic.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

Evolution of the Cat.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

What if cats talked dirty...

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Meow!"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."