Meow Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you all right?"

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

Cat House

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."

Cats

"Now tell me, how long have you believed you are a cat?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Living with a cataholic.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Evolution of the Cat.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Cat Video Cinema.

You will fall in love with yet another cat.