Moo Appreciator Gifts

A Mega-Mooer.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

FAQs.

"You've changed."

Final words on gravestones.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

An old shoe in every bag!

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"I just love your use of lying"

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

"YOLO."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"God, I hate cows."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

"LMAO."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Maradona memorial.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."