Moo Appreciator Pillows

A Mega-Mooer.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You've changed."

Final words on gravestones.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Cat with Crown.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

An old shoe in every bag!

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

"YOLO."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I just love your use of lying"

"God, I hate cows."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Maradona memorial.

"LMAO."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'It's been done.'