Moo Enthusiast Pillows

Muscle Steriods.

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

"Gesundheit."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Cats

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

A masked man serenading

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Mothematics: The group of sciences that dealt with the quantities, magnitudes, geometries, algebra and calculi of moths.

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

The Habits of the Night Moth

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"God, I hate cows."

The party, after you left

Why moths should not drive at night.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Lepidopterist Heaven

Oh you baad bad girl!

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'