Mooing Enthusiast Gifts

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Dialogue

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Birds love just being together

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Cats

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A masked man serenading

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Whale Romance

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"You complete me, Barbara."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."