Moo-aficionado Gifts

Oh you baad bad girl!

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Cats

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Free love

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Alcohol Culture vs. Pot Culture

Oops! Basketball Game Interrupted

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"