Poo-sculpture Enthusiast Gifts

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

Dog Wrestling.

Tattoos sagging with time

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Devil tattoo.

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Operation Tattoo

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Orange navel has ring

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Man with many tattoos.

Tattoo - brain diagram

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'It's a military tattoo!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."