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'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Devil tattoo.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Orange navel has ring

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."