Body Art Enthusiast Gifts

Commitment to Cultural Diversity

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

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'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'

'I was doing pretty good at first. Then we hit the showers, and my temporary tattoos washed off.'

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Navel Keychain.

'Take my advice - if you get a tattoo, put it where it will not show on a job interview.'

How Tattoos Age

'Let me get this straight. You actually paid to have it done?'

'My boss wants us to appeal to a younger and hipper crowd. So, I'd like a tattoo that says 'Accountants Rule!''

Roy's Branding Parlor

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

Tatoos for Seniors.

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

Operation Tattoo

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

'Body art shop - nose studs, genital rings, kneecaps drilled'

Tattooist's Site Clearance

"Great shirt, but aren't you afraid it'll slip...No, it's painted on."

Tree gets a 'tattoo' carved in at a tattoo parlor.

Snag tattoo

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons