Body Art Admirer Gifts

'You have got to be kidding.'

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'

'Oh no...my tattoos are starting to look just like my mother's tattoos.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

"I haven't lost my car keys once since I had my belly button pierced."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Wicked tattoo Frank! Boy is your Mum going to be mad...

The dragon with the 'girlie' tattoo.

Tattoo looks like hole.

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

Monk's Tattoos

'Opps! I think I've wandered into the wrong cartoon.'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"It's all right, Howard. They're all stick-ons."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Tattoo resolution (color)

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'