Body Art Devotee Gifts

"I ran out of room."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'Nasty bit of show-through I'm afraid.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Devil tattoo.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Snowman Tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Operation Tattoo

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours