Body Art Devotee Gifts

"I ran out of room."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'Nasty bit of show-through I'm afraid.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'