Body Art Aficionado Gifts

'I want to be a role model.'

"Take it easy - that one's attached to my nipple."

Neck tattoo changed from "NO REGRETS" to "REGRETS"

'Man, I worked hard on those tattoos.'

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

A resume for tattoo artists.

Tattooed man receives notice that he's low on ink.

Tattooing Medals

Drowning Tattoo.

'Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair.'

The pierced mans nose ring gets stuck on his door chain

The First Tattoo

'It's english for fortune...'

'Between the skull with the dagger through it and the dragon? Looks like a toll-free number for a mutual fund. You must have gotten really toasted last night, Lenny.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Man getting a tattoo of himself on his back.

Football Tattoo.

Tattoo - brain diagram

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

'Kids today!'

'Do these symbols mean you're conversant in the runic form?'

"I can't believe his elaborate tattoo came without him."

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"40 years ago I decided to get a tattoo for every exciting event in my life."

"I can hear the ocean."

"The Prince was upset, but really if one is buxom, what is the problem with having a bosom tattoo in this day and age?"

Permanent Tax Record

"For the last time. It's not a tramp stamp."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I've just followed you on Inked-In."

"Gesundheit!"

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

"You're right. Normally you don't see when someone has a tattoo on the bottom of their foot."