Body Art Aficionados Gifts

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Child Prodigy, "We're afraid he's a child prodigy"

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."

'Or should I get a different tattoo?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Sorry...power surge.'

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

'Do you want it to read, 'One Day' or 'Someday I'll Regret This Tattoo'?'

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Snowman Tattoo

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'