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'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

Child Prodigy, "We're afraid he's a child prodigy"

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."

'Or should I get a different tattoo?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Sorry...power surge.'

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

Mission: Tattoo Reading Today.

'Do you want it to read, 'One Day' or 'Someday I'll Regret This Tattoo'?'

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Snowman Tattoo

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.