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'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

QR tattoo.

Caveman tattoos

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

"And here's a man who needs to introduction. . . his tattoos say it all."

"Do you have the nose ring, dude?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Snowman Tattoo

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.