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Commitment to Cultural Diversity

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

'You have got to be kidding.'

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Tattoo Removal

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

'I'm really against this merger because it'll force me to change my company logo tattoo.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Cheap tattoo removal.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I got this when I was inside"

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'

Tatoos for Seniors.

Injecting into a sailor's tattoo.

'Bridget my love... I swear to you, you're my first.'

"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'How's the eagle coming along?'

Neck tattoo changed from "NO REGRETS" to "REGRETS"

"Hello - anyone about?"