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'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

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'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'That's the last time I ever lock myself out!'

Tattoos sagging with time

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

"I'd like a tattoo that says I'm my own man. But put it sompelace my wife won't see it."

'I suggest placing it up here. Over time it will eventually end up where you want it.'

Man having red cross tattooed on his back.

'I was doing pretty good at first. Then we hit the showers, and my temporary tattoos washed off.'

"The phone number is her idea. I think she wants to split up."

Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.

Navel Keychain.

'Let me get this straight. You actually paid to have it done?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Take my advice - if you get a tattoo, put it where it will not show on a job interview.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

Roy's Branding Parlor

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

'Body art shop - nose studs, genital rings, kneecaps drilled'

Tatoos for Seniors.

'My boss wants us to appeal to a younger and hipper crowd. So, I'd like a tattoo that says 'Accountants Rule!''

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

Discreet executive piecing and tattoos

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COVID-19 Tattoo

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

The Coffee Tattoo

"I can't believe you got one of those ear gouges."