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"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"I got this when I was inside"

"Nice work, who did it?"

'How's the eagle coming along?'

Helluva tattoo, Colin!

Health and Safety.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"I realise it's not quite the prestigious city centre...but on a positive note Mr Dreadly has agreed to leave most of his tattooing equipment...."

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'Can you run that by me again? I'm not sure I got it down right...'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

'You really love medical college, eh?' (body parts tattooed on man's torso).

'I brought my wife. She chooses what I wear.'

Injecting into a sailor's tattoo.

'Just because Darren has a few tattoos and a couple of earrings, it doesn't make him a bad person, mum.'

Tattoo Exs

'Call me old-fashioned Phillip but in my day we were content with a Prince Albert.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'I can't believe I'm actually talking to a famous tattoo model.'

"And with this ring, I thee Wed."

"I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh."

Bottom art as trended by Cheryl Cole: 'Oh, Darling - how romantic! That's a tattoo of me, isn't it?'

'You can't fire me! I have the corporate logo tattooed on my chest!'

'Forgive me if I doze off-it's like watching the telly!'

Body Piercing - Does it make my bum look fat?

Pope getting a devil tattoo.

"Man with 'Mom and Dad' tattoos on either arm - "It's a real shame about your parents splitting up."

'There's two or three on every High Street nowadays.'

Brain Tattooist

"I got this one in middle school."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"