Body Art Gifts

Commitment to Cultural Diversity

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

"It wasn't easy. You know how ticklish I am."

"I may come to regret this one." (Tattoo reads 'do not resuscitate).

'You have got to be kidding.'

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Tattoo Removal

Overly pierced man in a lot of pain.

Tattoo shop - "How may I hurt you?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'I'm really against this merger because it'll force me to change my company logo tattoo.'

"And this is what the tattoo you've chosen will look like in thirty years."

Old man mistakes tattoos for exhibit in art museum.

'Alright big guy, almost done.'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

Cheap tattoo removal.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Wow, those are seriously scary tattoos.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

"I got this when I was inside"

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

'Would you like to see the rest of my art collection?'

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

'I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh.'

'If I came home pierced, my parents would ground me for life!'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'Bridget my love... I swear to you, you're my first.'

"Now everyone will know where you're from, Egghead!"

'Oh no...my tattoos are starting to look just like my mother's tattoos.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Rule of thumb...have it placed 3 or 4 inches higher than where you want it, because eventually, that's where it will end up.'

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'