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'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

Biker and Granny talk tattoos

'Uh-huh...yep, got that. '27 lock street, around 8:30.''

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

"Hello - anyone about?"

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

A popular tattoo for court reporters.

'I'd like the one described on last week's 'America's Most Wanted'...'

Tattoos.

Tattoo looks like hole.

Tattoo's 'Yes it Hurts.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Devil tattoo.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'