Body Art Lovers Pillows

'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

QR tattoo.

Caveman tattoos

"I can't believe it! You got so mad when I wanted a tattoo! You said I should never deface my body!"

"And here's a man who needs to introduction. . . his tattoos say it all."

"Do you have the nose ring, dude?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Devil tattoo.

Snowman Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'