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'Can you tattoo a cat on my knee?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Devil tattoo.

Snowman Tattoo

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Orange navel has ring

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'