Poo-sculpture Enthusiast Pillows

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Jumping cheerleaders

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Cheerleaders

Dog Wrestling.

Strive to win!

Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

'Psst...check out the freak.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Man with many tattoos.

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

My parents went to a t-shirt shop and all they got me was this lousy tattoo.