Poop Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who ca-ca, doo-doo."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

New York Scatological Society

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Hydration

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

WC problem.

Toilet humour

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"