Potty Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"Arrrgh! I need a mask!! At best a gas mask! Arrrgh!!"

If toilets could talk

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I need to tinkle."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Lavatory Waterfall

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Hydration

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."