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"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'When you can hear the sound of one cheek pooing you will have learned, grasshopper...'

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"Arrrgh! I need a mask!! At best a gas mask! Arrrgh!!"

If toilets could talk

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

New York Scatological Society

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi