Potty Joke Enthusiast Gifts

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Frog Flycatcher.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'