Toilet Joke Lover Gifts

Superloo-"I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you."

"Are you regular?"

"No problem, officer. That scream my neighbor heard was just my husband sitting down on a cold toilet seat."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Hydration

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'