Toilet Joke Lover Gifts

Superloo-"I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you."

"Are you regular?"

"No problem, officer. That scream my neighbor heard was just my husband sitting down on a cold toilet seat."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Fly fishing.

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Hydration

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."