Toilet Joke Collector Gifts

'Damn this paperless office!'

Fly fishing.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This stool shall pass."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Richard the Turd

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

WC problem.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Toilet humour