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'Damn this paperless office!'

Fly fishing.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Hydration

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'