Potty Joke Enthusiast Pillows

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

New York Scatological Society

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

Frog Flycatcher.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."