Potty Humor Lover Pillows

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Shampoo.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Hydration

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

New York Scatological Society

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour