Poop Scoop Humorist Gifts

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

The Rural Bidet...

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

Moon's Portaloo.