Poop Scoop Humorist Pillows

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

Have food. Need toilet paper

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.