Poop Scooping Humorist Pillows

'I can't stand picking it up.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

WC problem.

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Moon's Portaloo.

Mummy Toilet Roll.