Poop Scooping Humorist Pillows

'I can't stand picking it up.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"So tell me about your last poop."