Poo Enthusiast Mugs

POOP-ANGEL!

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

A. A. Milne

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Pooper scoppers.

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Simple Dog Humour

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Quoth the Ravens

"Evermore?"

The Tell-All Heart