Poe Fan Gifts

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

The Budgie

'Evermore.'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Nevermore.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Edgar Allan Poe

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'