Poe Admirer Gifts

The fall of Usher's house.

'Hello, early American poetry section. Poe's raven speaking.'

'Nevermore.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

Baroque Peacock

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Espresso Martini Peacock

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Prosecco Peacock

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

A.M Gorky

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

The Raven in Flight

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Lord Byron

Gavrila Derzhavin

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Living with a cataholic.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"There's a tell."

Way too much anthropomorphising

Fyodor Sologub