Edgar Allan Poe Fan Gifts

"Hey, no way!"

"Quoth."

"I think I have just the house for you, Mr. Usher."

The Pitch and the Pendulum.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Book Lover

100 best beheadings

"Feel better, dear?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

Spike Milligan

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

A rose is a rose is a rose

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Mozart

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Edgar Allen Prozac

Edgar Allan Poe

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"I took the road less travelled..."

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'