Edgar Allan Poe Fan Gifts

"Hey, no way!"

"Quoth."

"I think I have just the house for you, Mr. Usher."

The Pitch and the Pendulum.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

100 best beheadings

The Book Lover

"Feel better, dear?"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

A rose is a rose is a rose

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'Nevermore.'

Mozart

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

Edgar Allan Poe

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Edgar Allen Prozac

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

Yum Yum

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."