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"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

The Budgie

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Cupid misses his shot.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Edgar Allan Poe

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Edgar Allen Prozac

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."