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"Lay off the spinach."

"Popeye's latest was a big improvement on that skinny ugly dame..."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Afghanistan

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Edgar Allen Prozac

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Meet Thy Doom

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

Edgar Allan Poe

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

If Dogs Made Perfume

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Strictly Ornamental.

"Quoth."

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom