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"Lay off the spinach."

Tuesday Never Comes

"Popeye's latest was a big improvement on that skinny ugly dame..."

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'Nevermore.'

Afghanistan

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Meet Thy Doom

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Edgar Allen Prozac

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'