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"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Television Readers.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Bravo!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

You're the olive in my martini

Lady Macbeth

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

3D Theatre

Love Potion

'Nevermore.'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Edgar Allan Poe

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"Quoth."

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."