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"Yes, I tried tapping on the glass."

Let's get an early start on our long trip south, Ernie! Better fuel up first. How about that place? Nah. The portions are light as a feather. There? Not open during the day. It's for night owls. There? Bad online reviews. Quoth the Raven: Nevermore. Tehre? Maybe. We need a better birds eye view! It's perfect! A seedy joint! The early bird gets the seed!

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"What old school? This is my life."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Chill Out Worshippers!

J. D. Salinger

'Nevermore.'

Sylvia Plath

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Louisa May Alcott

Forrest Gander

Ian Fleming

Edgar Allan Poe

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Australasia.

Yum Yum

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

"I've gone for a retro phone."

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"Quoth."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

"Evermore?"