Pooh Fan Gifts

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dog Wrestling.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A. A. Milne

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Edgar Allen Prozac

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

Strictly Ornamental.

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

Foodie Bank

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

A cheerleader doing a high kick

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"