Pooh Lover Gifts

A. A. Milne

"No no, I said sit!!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"This stool shall pass."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Are you cold dear?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dog Wrestling.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Stubborn Horses

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I see a couch."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

'Nevermore.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Paunch and Judy.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Riding Accidents